2016 Guarachi Wine Partners "Bacon" Red Blend Review

Name: Bacon
Vintner: Guarachi Wine Partners (California)
Type: Red Blend (35% Syrah, 25% Grenache, 20% Mourvedre, 10% Merlot, 10% Petite Sirah)
Notes: IT'S BACOOOOONNNN, Raspberry, Red Bell Pepper, Floral Notes,
Price: $20
Bad Wine Reviews Ranking: 2.89 / 5

Review:

Let's be real. I bought this because it said Bacon on it and it was on sale for $16 (normally $20). I have no shame. Honestly though - it's actually not bad.

This is the perfect wine to open after work and drink with literally anything from a Pop Tart to pasta to some Doritos. Preferably Doritos. In da nostrils I get raspberries and in da mouf I get the sweetness of a red bell pepper right away. The finish comes off as very floral and dissipates quicker than a whippit. The mouthfeel is that of a $20 wine so don't expect something wonderful like Ryan Reynolds caressing your gums.

Try this wine if you want as I don't think you'll be disappointed but you won't faint from it's magnificence.