2016 Matchbook "The Arsonist" Red Blend Review

Name: The Arsonist
Vintner: Matchbook (California)
Type: Red Blend (52% Petit Verdot, 26% Malbec, 22% Cabernet Sauvignon)
Notes: Hay, Plum, The Feeling of Knowing Arson Conviction Rates are Under 1%, Black Pepper, The Thinnest Blackberries
Price: $20
Bad Wine Reviews Ranking: 2.65 / 5

Review:

This is some wine.

This wine is from Matchbook and they have a whole bit of history you can read on their website. It's full of ups and downs but at the end of the day DOES THEIR WINE GET ME DRUNK AND THE ANSWER IS FUCK YEAH!

In da nostrils I get hay and plum. In da mouf I get black pepper and blackberries but those berries are on the Keto diet. It's wildly thin and is forgettable once it's down your gullet.

Look if you like to drink wine and get drunk after a long day then this wine will do the job. I didn't find anything special about it and neither will you. Yes, I'm telling you how to live your life. Your best life.