Macallan Rare Cask Scotch Review
This is my favorite scotch in the whole wide world and much to the dismay of my friends and family I drank half a bottle in one night and wrote a 76 page Declaration of Independence to explain why I was leaving my physical body and continuing on in purely a spiritually-existential state. Just kidding about the declaration but I'm not kidding about the volume consumed. I love it - and yeah, 3rd grade bully if I could I WOULD marry it!
This bad boy is aged in both sherry casks and European oak casks. I love sherry casks in the scotch world and you would know this if you followed my every move. If I had a tramp stamp it would be "Sherry Rocks my Berries" written in Comic Sans. Additionally, like my beautiful wife, it's in a different mood everyday because each batch is created from different, RARE casks selected by their super secret whisky selection team - in fact, less than 1% of casks at Chez Macallan will be able to qualify for the Rare Cask name.
When you put your sniffer in the glass you get it all full of apples and spicy cinnamon - BUT DON'T PUT YA SNIFFER TOO FAR DOWN CUZ THEN YA DROWNIN! Take a nice sip and you get long vanilla and oak notes which take you past high five plaza right into funky town.
It's not a cheap bottle but it's worth it for a special occasion. I have enjoyed this from sober to how many stars can I get in Grand Theft Darryl. Enjoy this with some water or an ice ball if you so choose. You can't really enjoy this drink poorly - I mean pouring it out would be a bad decision mainly because the Scotch Fairy would come to your house and steal all your batteries. That's never fun!