AsomBroso Anejo 11 Year Dick Decanter Tequila Review
Yesterday we did this whole ORVW 10 thing and that was cool and all butttttt - I got to try something even better. An AsomBroso Anejo 11 Year Tequila that tasted like the Angels in Heaven had specifically chosen me as the demi-God of alcohol to be blessed with the finest linens and booze for eternity.
The gracious host of our get-together whipped this dick-shaped decanter out and said something minimal like, "I have something y'all might like." At first I didn't think much of it because I'm kind of a pompous asshole. He explained how he got the bottle and a bit about its history - the decanter is hand blown glass and apparently the creators didn't realize the phallic association (I call BS).
Just like a good woman - while the outside is beautiful and dick-like it's what inside that counts... I took a sip, in my slightly altered state, and holy shit. It was like pure vanilla with the after taste of agave that lasted for several minutes. It was truly one of those alcohol experiences that changes the way you view booze, life and commitment - no joke. I went in for another dive and then more notes came out like custard and honey that felt almost granular but flowed like the the river Thames.
It's hard to put into words when you have something like this because it cannot do it justice. This is definitely in the top 10 spirits I have ever had and I'm trying to think of a way to get back over to this guy's house and bathe in this sweet, sweet nectar.
While you're not going to just go out and buy this bitch I would recommend you find a way to try it one day because everyone deserves to this feeling of euphoria. Absolutely incredible and I am forever thankful to have had the opportunity to let me be in it and its dick container's presence.
Finally - please enjoy how the bottle looks gripped JUST RIGHT...
